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Domestic Bliss From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (4 hours old)

I can't wait until I can do it again. I mean, until I can do it again with Jake, meaning really until HE can do it again with ME. His scar is looking much better (although I'd probably want to t… more

My pussy's hairy days are numbered From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (3 days old)

... as of tonight! Jake bravely persisted with the oral last night after I paid him a fleeting visit following a night out with the girls, but I can tell it will be more fun for both of us once I h… more

Dangers of anonymous sex blogs From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (3 days old)

So - another sex blogger's anonymity bites the dust. What is it with the public's obsession to unmask every last anonymous blogger who happens to have landed a publishing deal? Are people THAT bor… more

Sex blogging is front page news again! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (5 days old)

So Belle de Jour 'decided' to "out" herself. I hear it is all to do with a bitter ex boyfriend, who instead of resulting to blackmail would do well to keep his head down and say a prayer of thanks … more

Peed on a stick last night... From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (8 days old)

... and discovered I'm about to ovulate. It is one of those tests that detects the LH surge, for those of you not knowledgeable about the wonders of fertility-prediction hardware. http://www.first… more

A - BAD - review (just for balance) From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (8 days old)

Something I just submitted to the Worst Review Ever blog... Half a star from Elaine Emerton on Facebook's Visual Bookshelf (LivingSocial application): "To anyone considering reading this book, m… more

Nominate me please! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (8 days old)

Dear Friends if you have read and enjoyed my book or my blog, please could you take a few minutes to nominate me for the New Venture Award 2009, as awarded by Women In Publishing? http://www.fac… more

Positive thoughts From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (9 days old)

I love being with Jake because 1) He doesn't consume me. I am still myself, and he is himself. I don't expect to change him, and I feel good enough in who I am when I am with him. I make my plans,… more

"My snake has excellent GPS in the jungle" From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (9 days old)

he reassures me when I warn him that I am letting all grow out to visit this wax lady in around a week. This is the least I can do to show my solidarity with his pain as he is about to undergo his … more

Love is all around From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (24 days old)

It is nice to feel wrapped in a cushion of the real thing, not some imposter like lust or fleeting fancy for someone you've just met. In a weird way, this reminds me of the kind of emotion I assoc… more

Conversations with my Lover From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (28 days old)

He kisses my neck on his sofa, urgent, keen, smacking kisses. I don't want him to stop. "So nice how you don't just kiss my neck to turn me on, or turn yourself on" I tell him, squirming. "You kiss my… more

Conversations with my shrink From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (28 days old)

"Why do you think the way you view a friend differs from the way you view a potential lover?" "Why do you think it's a waste of time if you spend it with someone just for the company, who may or ma… more

Great feedback! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (28 days old)

Hey Sienna, I was in the train station the other day and was looking for something to read for my journey and i came across YOUR book!! I haven't been on this site in a whole year or even blogged b… more

Everything's different, everything's normal, everything's wonderful! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (32 days old)

Reading the papers on Jake's big warm sofa yesterday, basking in the afternoon sun light through the French windows I felt happy, content, lazy, well-fucked, much loved. We'd been out all night at … more

How not to meet your match From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (36 days old)

I've decided never to meet a man again a) via the internet b) at a carnival a) 1: because of the recent jailing of the Crazy Banker and the potentially dangerous consequences of getting involved… more

Friends From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (37 days old)

"Please excuse another 'Friends' analogy" says Jake, green eyes sparkling "but there's a really good one: Chandler and Monica!" He always compliments me on my clean bathroom, but am I really THAT a… more

If it acts crazy and looks crazy, it's CRAZY! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (38 days old)

Looks like I had a lucky escape from the bigamistic clutches of CrazyCraig, aka the Mad Banker (see October/November '08 archives). Glad I wasn't the fool to accept his diamond, or any more of his … more

More Jake From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (42 days old)

I am a bit confused about my feelings for this boy. Now he has opened the door to a whole new dimension of relating to each other (i.e. watching telly with my head on his chest, snuggled up against… more

Smell my secret garden From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (42 days old)

For years, I'd been shaving my muff within an inch of its life, following Cashmere's comment that "hair traps smells". Not that I had a bulk of sofa stuffing down there beforehand, far from it - I … more

Leave casual sex to the professionals From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (44 days old)

It annoys me that some people seem to look at sex outside of established relationships as a sport or a hobby, to be enjoyed with new partners they don't know very well - like tennis or a pint in the p… more

Lunch up-date From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (45 days old)

It was fun, great to see him again, but very very well-behaved. Ok, our flirting could have set the table cloth on fire (if indeed there had been one), but I didn't kiss him or anything inappropriate.… more

Yes you are cute, but I can't afford your company. From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (45 days old)

Date with an internet interest last night. Have I blogged about him before? He is tall, cute and blonde, 30, works for a local government office... glasses... I don't think I mentioned him actually.… more

Lunch Date From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (50 days old)

I am soo excited today, as I have a lunch date with the sexy boy who thinks I am a playground for adults. Ok, we were both pretty drunk then, high on pheromones, covered in pineapple juice and one of … more

Fan Mail From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (50 days old)

Hey sienna Read your book and loved it! Have passed it on to a couple of my friends and they think its great! Have learned alot about not getting too attached to guys I have known for 5 minutes a… more

Press Repeat From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (53 days old)

I get the feeling my life is on a loop. Why do I never spot the large "REPEAT" bars before I crash into them? Let's recap: Breakup [with Sweet Ex (2004)/GB (2009)], then a shorter fling-thing (qu… more

Due Date (no baby) From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (59 days old)

Today is what would have been my due date. Been running at lunchtime, trying not to look at pregnant women. Onwards and upwards, as they say...… more

Very Texty! From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (60 days old)

My hung over date with Veggie Boy was nice, but I found it a struggle to keep my eyes open and my voice working as the afternoon progressed. I enjoy his company, but there just isn't enough of a sp… more

I SAW YOU...(but I'm a coward so I put this ad in LondonLite) From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (60 days old)

I always wonders who the mugs are who write or, indeed, reply to these ads. "Girl in black coat..." "Handsome in grey suit..." "Boy, about 5, in Spiderman outfit" OK I made the last one up, b… more

Adult Playground From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (61 days old)

Trying to write with a hangover is a bit of a challenge. I have to keep goin g back and deleting typos but I have to get this down or I will get all confused! 5 glasses of water and 2 orgasms didn… more

Ok, be honest now... From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (71 days old)

Who is selling my book for 47p!? Where did they find it?? And how is that worthwhile business? :crazy:… more